What the Hell is this Creature?

What the FUCK is that?

Someone, recently, captured this picture of this demonic looking creature in Santa Fe, Argentina. I guess I’m adding Argentina to the list of places I will never go.

Apparently, the picture was taken right after the creature got through killing 2 dogs, a pitbull and a German shepherd. That’s a tough fight for just about any animal, but I guess not for creature that have escaped from the depths of hell.

So what is this thing?

The obvious guess would be a chupacabra, a blood sucking creature that has been spotted often in Caribbean and South American countries. The face looks about right, but this creature seems much bigger than a chupacabra.

Perhaps it is some sort of werewolf? It does seem to be standing more on its hind legs, after all. Those long legs make it look creepy as hell, but if you ask me, it doesn’t look as intimidating as I would expect a werewolf to be.

My best guess is that this beast escaped from the secret lab of a certain former NFL quarterback.


I’ve been told that this picture is indeed fake. Someone thought it would be funny to photoshop in a werewolf from the movie: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

I’m out here trying to make sure that everyone is aware of the threats that chupacabra and similar beasts pose to us, but that’s hard to do when I can’t tell if a picture is real or if it is God damn Professor Lupin.

I suppose that explains why it looked so familiar. I should have recognized the best Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher that Hogwarts has ever seen.

Stay vigilant, folks. This was a false alarm, but next time we may not be so lucky.


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