Welcome To Scenario Season

Week 15 NFL Standings

Like angry Japanese fisherman, the Bills sliced and diced the Dolphins yesterday and now sit at 8-6 in the standings, squarely in the playoff picture. Luckily for sports talk radio and bloggers, that picture is extremely murky. Also at 8-6, the Bills are joined by the Ravens, Chiefs, and Titans, with the Chargers not far behind at 7-6. There’s 2 weeks left in the regular season, and every football guy that I follow has been spewing endless scenarios for how things might play out. Here’s a quick sampling:

And the cream of the crop, all 44 playoff scenarios if the Bills finish at 9-7 or 10-6.

I can’t stand this shit. All these scenarios make my mind numb. Frankly, I don’t care about all of these possible outcomes, just tell me what happens after the games have been played. I don’t need to know every possible permutation, my eyes glaze over as I read these tweets.

Please Buffalo, just beat the Patriots and make this easy on me.




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